For-Get-Me-Not

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[ejacutastic]

I DIDN’T LEARN ABOUT THIS IN DRIVING SCHOOL

[balalaikaboss]

Stop says the red light, go says the green

Wait says the yellow light, twinkling in between. 

KNEEL, SAYS THE DEMON LIGHT
WITH ITS EYE OF COAL 
SAURON KNOWS YOUR LICENSE PLATE 
AND STARES INTO YOUR SOUL

[sirtroyofbaker]

THIS IS ALWAYS FUNNY

[brightlotusmoon]

@irritatedlifeguard I agree with your tags.

[hellsite-hall-of-fame]

ooooh I wholeheartedly agree

my archive is full of said classic posts, if anyone wants to make this happen :)

[austsakurakyzor]

As one of the oldest users of this site (albeit with a newer account because The Great Ban killed my old one), I hereby exercise my authority to order that all non-refugee tumblr users reblog any post/reblog from @hellsite-hall-of-fame, @heritageposts, and other such tumblr sites that come across their dashboard.

We must teach our history to all refugees, from reddit and twitter, as well as remind the returning users (who are also refugees, let’s be honest) of what happened, and what they missed. Mostly so they don’t repeat our mistakes.

We need to prove we’re better than reddit and twitter; we need to prove that r/tumblr and watching @itsapmseymour videos isn’t sufficient (but you should still watch them anyway); we need to show them that even at our (current) worst, we’re still better than anything else out there.

We need to remind them of what a semi-unregulated social media site is capible of.

(and yes, that really is Wil Weaton/Neil Gaiman/Lynda Carter/Ryan Reynolds)

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[joulssance]

i love one (1) disaster wizard

[curlicuecal]

It’s a good metaphor tho, because the situation is never going to get better if you don’t eventually pull the door. And afterwards, no matter what the damage was, you’ll have a working cabinet, whatever plates you could salvage, and a place to start putting new plates.

[artbymoga]

Reblogging for that comment ^

[starjeweled-alpenglow]

Hats off for negative jokes turned to wholesome posts

[lilpunkinp]

So this was me for a long time. Afraid to open the door, certain that all that I was would crash and break. That I could never be repaired.

But I opened the door.

And what fell out and crashed to the ground was not me. They weren’t my dishes.

They were other people’s dishes.

Put inside we without my permission, when I was too young to know that I could not hold them all.

I opened the door, and I’m still here.

It turns out, I’m not that fragile.

[randomslasher]

Oh damn it got better

[ask-kirby-sans]

THANK YOU TWO FOR MAKING OUR LIVES A LITTLE BETTER

[bfhdhb]

[Image ID: A screenshot of a twitter post originally from user @IHLaking. It was retweeted by user @VoiceOfOBrien. The original post reads,

“therapist: you need to open up more

me: i can’t

therapist: why not

me: let me visualize it for you”

Attached is an image of a cabinet filled with bowls that have tipped over in a way that makes them sure to fall out and shatter if the cabinet is opened. The text added when the post was retweeted reads, “Widogast.” /.End ID]

[the-valient-3]

Its also a good reminder that therapy can feel like it made everything worse for a while, you know while you clean up all the broken shards.

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[wincherlockedintardis]

even with those four numbers there are countless possible combinations good luck with figuring out which one is the right one you punk

[eatsleepcrap]

*straightens calculator*

It’s pretty likely that it’s a four digit number, and as there are four digits chosen there, that means that there cannot be any repetition. This mean that there are:

n!/(n-4)! possible orders. As ‘n’ is 4 (number of digits available). 4!/0! which becomes 4x3x2x1/1 which simplifies to 24. That means that there are 24 possible combinations of codes. This would take you about two or three minutes to input all possible codes.

[syd224]

Unless an alarm goes off if you don’t get it right in 3 tries

[eatsleepcrap]

*straightens calculator again*

Kick the fucking door in

[my-weeping-angel]

well ‘technically’ the code is most likley 1970. statistically, a majority of people, when told to choose a 4 digit code will choose their birth year. and this key pad is obviously a few years old to put it nicely, thats most likley it. 

[everyonesfavoriteging]

some sherlock holmes shit just went down over here

[heroscafe]

No, no, no. Don’t base your deductions of psychology. Let’s talk chemistry. When you first press a button, there’s more of the natural oils on your skin, and therefore it wears down the numbers on the keys faster. Obviously 0 is the first one, then. Try 0791 first.

Sherlock out.

[perks-of-being-chinese]

woah.

[trypophobic-canine]

it got better

[twistedthicket1]

and this is why the sherlock fandom could either rule the world or end it….

[badgerdash-cumberquat]

Those deductions are great and all, but unnecessary.

The light is green.

The door is already open.

[winchester-kelly]

And that’s why we have a John Watson.

[lotrlockedwhovian]

This is “top 10 favorite posts” level.

[moriartyfortheevening]

Omg, it’s actually on my dash! This post is like a fossil!

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[uncomfortablecucumber]

This is money cat. He only appears every 1,383,986,917,198,001 posts. If you repost this in 30 seconds he will bring u good wealth and fortune.

[zepumpkinlass]

how are we falling for this anyway reblog

[vaspider]

I mean it’s a cat

Wors case scenario: cat

[alexseanchai]

[image: a dark gray cat loafing with a US twenty-dollar bill on his head and another couple hundred dollars spread in front of him.]

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[jedusaur]

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new fic trope just dropped

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[thespamman24]

Do you ever wonder what happened to the weird girl from your middle school?

[enthusispastic]

[plasticterrarium]

The change of pronouns here really seals the deal tbh

[alexseanchai]

[image: Obi-Wan Kenobi in Star Wars: A New Hope says, “Well, of course I know him. He’s me.”]

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[vickyvicarious]

my dash did a thing for "what else hides in the vents and could kill you..."

Keep reading

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[thnks-fr-th-fndms]

You just lost the game

fuck you

I'm gonna share this with as many people as possible so I don't suffer alone

I saw an immunity post one time saying I'd won it and I believe that (wrong)

I'm too young to know what the game is

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